Angry Crab Tank Tops

Why have crab ragoon when you can have crab raccoon!? Clearly they are the cuter, more superior option.

Why have crab ragoon when you can have crab raccoon!? Clearly they are the cuter, more superior option.

I'm only an angry feminist when you're an ignorant misogynistic asshole. It doesn't take much effort to just respect women, and I will not hesitate to call you out on your patriarchal bullshit.

Be a cute little cow boy crab and shout, YEE CLAW! Yee Crab Claw that is! Show off your love for cute lil crabbies and for cow boys and country style with this cute and funny, crab, yee haw, country shirt.

Can you whip, dab and do the nae nae? Well this cool crab can! Show off your moves on the floor with this cute and funny, dance shirt!

Can you whip, dab and do the nae nae? Well this cool crab can! Show off your moves on the floor with this cute and funny, dance shirt!

Can you whip, dab and do the nae nae? Well this cool crab can! Show off your moves on the floor with this cute and funny, dance shirt!

You've had it. You've put up with the haughty sneers of the patriarchy long enough. The fight for equality starts today. Now, raise your hot-blooded, feminist voice. Be young. Be angry. And don't ever, ever let them try to shush you.

You've had it. You've put up with the haughty sneers of the patriarchy long enough. The fight for equality starts today. Now, raise your hot-blooded, feminist voice. Be young. Be angry. And don't ever, ever let them try to shush you.

If you're not angry, you're not paying attention. Show your fed up with the system with this bold protest tee.

If you're not angry, you're not paying attention. Show your fed up with the system with this bold protest tee.

Sweet skateboard, bruh. Show that your hella rad like this crab with this, "Shella Rad" crab pun design. Perfect for being a cute, rad, skateboarding crab!

Sweet skateboard, bruh. Show that your hella rad like this crab with this, "Shella Rad" crab pun design. Perfect for being a cute, rad, skateboarding crab!

Introducing the ultimate statement tee for badass women: the Angry Witch t-shirt! Who says witches have to be scary or old? This tee is for the modern witch who's not afraid to show off her strong, sassy side. Whether you're feeling a little mischievous or just need some extra power to get through the day, this tee has got your back. The bold text and graphic design are sure to turn heads and make a statement wherever you go. Perfect for Halloween or any day of the year, wear it with confidence and let everyone know you mean business. Who needs a cauldron when you've got this tee? So go ahead, embrace your inner witch and wear this tee with pride!

This lil raccoon just wants some crab rangoon! Show off your love for crab rangoon and for those cute and trashy raccoons and their hungry nature with this funny, raccoon want the crab rangoon t shirt design!

Make sure your claws are CLEAN. Stop the spread of germs, ya filthy crabs, with this important public service announcement, "Clean Your Claws" crab design. Perfect for washing your hands and staying healthy.

Make sure your claws are CLEAN. Stop the spread of germs, ya filthy crabs, with this important public service announcement, "Clean Your Claws" crab design. Perfect for washing your hands and staying healthy.

I'm Angry, I'm Liberal, I'm Feminist, And I'm a killjoy to all those who have misogynistic views. I will destroy the patriarchy with an iron fist! Watch out, assholes!

Protect yourself in your shell while showing your caring nature with this Cancer Crab astrology design. Perfect for loving stars, astrology and being a Cancer sign!

Protect yourself in your shell while showing your caring nature with this Cancer Crab astrology design. Perfect for loving stars, astrology and being a Cancer sign!

You're a cuddler even if you might pinch sometimes, <3 Show off your love of my being a Cancer crab with this, "Crabby But Will Cuddle" astrology design. Perfect for that cuddly cancer in your life!

You're a cuddler even if you might pinch sometimes, <3 Show off your love of my being a Cancer crab with this, "Crabby But Will Cuddle" astrology design. Perfect for that cuddly cancer in your life!

2020 is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

2020 is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Roll for combat, knife crab. Prepare thyself and roll for combat! Show your love for tabletop role-playing games as well as your love for weapon-wielding crustaceans with this design.

If you're not angry then you haven't been paying attention. If you're sick and tired of people dismissing your anger under the presumptions that you're PMSing this design is for you. Tell people to F*** off with this design featuring a rose background and the phrase "I'm not angry because I'm on my period, I'm angry period.

No talk, me angry! If you have no time or desire to talk because of how hungry you are. Then show it off with this cute, sassy, no talk me angry meme shirt!

Be a cute little cow boy crab and shout, YEE CLAW! Yee Crab Claw that is! Show off your love for cute lil crabbies and for cow boys and country style with this cute and funny, crab, yee haw, country shirt.

Introducing the ultimate statement t-shirt for badass women everywhere: The Angry Liberal Feminist Killjoy tee! Show the world that you won't stand for patriarchal BS and that you're not afraid to speak out against oppression. With a bold design and powerful message, this tee is perfect for protests, rallies, or just everyday wear. Whether you're fighting for reproductive rights or calling out casual sexism, this tee is the perfect way to make your voice heard. So put on your war paint (or just your favorite pair of jeans) and join the revolution today. Because feminism isn't just a word - it's a way of life. And with this tee, you can wear your activism on your sleeve - literally! So go ahead, be the killjoy. The world needs more angry liberal feminists like you.

Nothing tops the cream cheese goodness that is a crab rangoon <3 Show your love for the tasty fried deliciousness with this scrumptious crab rangoons tee!